Dear Cleaning Woman

When I am in the toilet, please please please refrain from spraying your cheap brand lemon-scented air freshner all around me.

For one, it freaking makes me sneeze.. you should've noticed that by now

For two, you can really wait a minute until I leave, can't you? What kind of message are you implying? That I am smelly?

For three, you're the one with the freakin BO. If you can figure out that a toilet needs freshening up, I am sure you can figure that out about yourself too..


Smell you later,
Cranky Mean Disturbed Sneezing Me

Some random thought

don't you sometimes wish that you had remained in the dark when it comes to certain facts? That not knowing this could've spared you some, and could've actually allowed you to go living your life without an extra piece of info you really didnt need to know..

wouldn't you sometimes prefer to keep your own misguided childish perceptions?

I'm just saying!

...

blukh

I feel royally flushed... whatever that means!

Take me Gouna now!

Rant

"What if reality is nothing but some disease?"